Mojo. [LN, Sōki.]

NAME: Mojo
AGE: 22
GENDER: Male
SEXUALITY: Questionable…

GENERAL APPEARANCE: 5’5”, 100 lbs (approx)
First off is his face. His face alone is very unique to not only ninja, but everybody in the world. Save a few. He has un-washable white powder make up on his face, but it stops at the face, leaving the rest of his body a much darker tone. He has pink and curly hair, and that pink and curly hair has two feet in volume. That makes it look like a wig, but it is definitely not. It is real. He has very dark eyeliner around his dark eyes, making them appear stranger and popped out than they really are. But to complement those dark eyes he has a large red and round nose. Unlike his hair however, the nose is not real. But when it is super glued on, it does not really matter. Finally he has lots of red dried and cracked lipstick making it so that his smile appears to be the length of his face.

And although his face is strange, he also has very strange clothing, although it would not be strange for the circus. He has a large puffy collar, one that extends back on his back and has bells attached to the tips. He has a striped yellow and blue shirt that he wears, and on that shirt he has two large red buttons, bigger than his fists. Only a few inches from wear his heart should be, he has a little flower corsage attached. It is pink though, so it adds to the freakish look.

He wears large pink overalls that are a few sizes larger than he should wear. This being said they can store weapons and other things, like food. He also has a small umbrella in there, but much to anybodies surprise, they do not hamper any of his movement. Actually none of his clothing does. Not even the large, size 50 shoes that he wears. They are big and red, and they even have a little zipper on front so he can give his feet room to breathe. Well, more room at least.

But that does not mean that Mojo wears this outfit all of the time. Why would anybody? Mojo always where’s different and wacky clothing everyday, and this is just one example. But a few things stay the same; the bowler hat, the shoes, and his entire face region. And the flower.

VILLAGE: Ex-Whirlpool
RANK: Legendary 9
ELEMENTS: Fire, Water
SPECIALTIES: Ninjutsu, Taijutsu
PRETTIEST SUNFLOWER: High Speed and Agility +(200%) due to being a clown and training in the circus.

LIKES: Playing with kids
Smiles
Funny hats
Funny dances
Squeaky noses
Elephants
Nature in general
Orphans
Limes
The color pink
DISLIKES: Mimes
Frowns
Mean parents
Responsibility
Society
Mean people in general
Party poopers
WEAKNESSES: Mimes
Children
Math
Writing
Reading
STRENGTHS: High Speed
Any acrobatics
Amusing people
Stealing stuff
Sneaking around
FEARS: Mimes
Society
Growing up
Anything green
Change

PERSONALITY: Mojo is just flat out crazy. Anybody who hears him talk, or just plain sees him walk or what he wears will realize this. He often messes up were and when the words that he uses should be placed. If that does not seem strange, he has a habit of breaking out into laughter at any random time, but especially after the word “the”. He speaks with a slur and many goofy voices. But that is not really his personality, just how he speaks right?

Well, to put it simply, Mojo is crazy. Not a little crazy, but a lot crazy. And crazy is never good to be, because it obviously alters ones life. Well, to put it in a psychologists view point, he is mentally distressed with sever paranoia, dyslexia, and schizophrenia. He also has abandonment and parental issues, along with very random bipolar tendencies. Thus being said he is not the average person, but maybe an average clown.

Sometimes, crazy people are violent and cruel or mean in nature. But, most of the times, Mojo’s insanity manifests itself in happier and foolish ways, like clowning around. And joking, and playing with kids. This being said he is generally nice to everyone, but when he is confronted or distressed he reverts to a much less nice mood.

When he gets angry, he becomes the evil clown murdering alien freak that almost every person fears. He beats people unnecessarily and screams and laughs and jumps into walls and does things that most people do not do regularly.

But do you remember that I said he walks crazy too? Well, him being his crazy and deformed clown self normally walks with a distorted skip, one that gives the crazy vibe off.
FAMILY: Mojo had an drunk and dead and viscous birth father and a dead mother. He knows neither of them. He had two abusive adopted parents who he let burn. He considers Boris’ Circus or Freaky Freaks his only true family.

HISTORY:
Pre History (In a land before time):A drunk who stumbled through the village of the mist. This man, one who will never be named or described, needed something. Well, he needed two things. One of them was a beer, and the other one was women and money. Yes, this drunken man was not very smart, even when he wasn’t drunk, a time that never happened. He once was a ninja, a long while ago, but he was allowed an honorable discharge after the loss of one of his balls.

And being a ninja, he thought he was superior. So superior, he could do whatever he wanted. So this drunken man did what all drunken and superior men do. He went to a bar and got drunk. At the bar, near the far corner, there were a couple of two young civilians having a good night at the bar. The woman of the group’s (whose name will be changed to prevent any lawsuits) name was Jenny.

She was very beautiful, and even being drunk, the drunken man who I referred to at the beginning of the story could tell. And, at the beginning of the story I told you one of the things he wanted was money. But that one is not as important as his lust for women. It was so immense, that he waited until the couple left the bar, stalked them for a mile as they walked through a park and then to the women house.

When the couple entered the house, the drunk, who was becoming more sober and focused, had already entered, and was hiding in the women’s kitchen. While the couple went into the women’s bedroom to perform physical intimacy for the first time, the man entered the room swiftly and took a kitchen knife to the man’s head. He then took the dead man’s place much to the displeasure of the women.

Birth (A short one):Nine months later, after having suffered through all of the sickness that comes with getting pregnant, the women had a baby. She looked at that baby with amazement for only a few seconds, but that was all she could do. She died soon later from the birth, and no matter how hard Mojo tried, he could never find the identity of Jenny.

When the woman died, the doctor’s had no clue of what to do with the baby. Well, a few of the doctors thought they should experiment on it, but that was a little against the law. So the doctors gave the baby to a nurse, and that nurse took that baby to an orphanage. And that orphanage took that baby and offered him up for adoption like most other babies. And like most other babies, he was adopted very quickly, but like most orphanages, the orphanage did not check into the history of the adopters.

Childhood (From HELL!):The baby was named Mojo, but not by the parents. Mojo was the name given by the orphanage, and it was Mojo because the orphanage wanted a variety of names to be used. But to Mojo’s new parents, Mojo’s name was no longer Mojo, but bitch.

“Bitch! Get here and make me a sandwich!”

“Bitch! Clean the toilet!”

These words were words that not many people would like to hear. But Mojo heard them. And he was at a very young tender age. An age were his mind could be easily influenced and crushed. These two cruel parents were not parents at all. They were cruel adoptive slave drivers. And Mojo, or Bitch, was their slave.

And so he was their slave, for many years. Five to be exact, although it was tough to tell because Mojo never once had a birthday. And when that year came around, things became horrible. The woman went from punishments like slapping to the use of a small block of wood. The father did the same, although more literally. And so Mojo began to feel more and more despair.

And then one fateful day occurred. While Mojo was taking one of his hourly beatings from his parents, he stopped screaming for once. Like most people, he screamed when in pain. Unlike most people, he screamed louder and longer than anybody his age, and probably more than anybody older than him. Mojo just did not care anymore. Was this all to life? Was he going to die one day from a beating?

He had never gotten to go anywhere except the house and the back yard of the house. Was that all that there was in his world? He had seen kids who accidentally lost their toys in his adoptive household, and never gone in to get them. Whenever he tried, he got beaten.

But after being beaten so much, it hardly hurt. He no longer cared whether he lived or died. Whether he was beaten or not. But his cruel step parents must have noticed, so they put away their wood and took out knives. That day was the worst day for Mojo in his entire life.

After that day he was permanently scarred for two reasons. One of them was in a literal sense, his parents cut him with knives, but there was a more figurative sense. After his parents stabbed him, he was forced to cook them a delicious dinner. Mojo had made them dinner many times, and had gotten good, but today was different. Because his step parents had made him hold the knife by the blade and do push ups, his hands were weak and in pain. So he dropped the match after a flame licked his finger. That match fell, and fell, and fell until it hit the bottom of the house and lit fire to the floor.

Mojo, mesmerized by the fire stood dazed for a second before realizing this was his chance. His step parents always ate their food in the cellar of their house for some reason. And so Mojo, welling up all of his anger and despise for the two walked over to the door to the basement and locked it shut. He even put a chair to it for good measure. Then he skipped out of the house and never looked back.

Streets(Life and times of a poor white boy):For the next few uneventful years of his life, Mojo lived on the streets. He could barely talk, let alone write or speak and as such most people avoided him. That was something he did not like. He was seven at the time, but he did not know that, seeing as he never knew when his birthday was.

So every day he would try and get food anyway he could. Having never been into the world like this as a boy, he ate everything. Bugs, dead birds, hats, everything, but not knowing how truly disgusting they were grew into a habit. But for eating like this it made him smell worse, he never took a shower on the streets, which made more people ignore, and some try to back off.

But there were a few people who did not ignore him. Four kids, Joe, Bob, Jack and Jill (Names were changed to protect the innocent). These for kids were all a little older than Mojo, and they were all ninja. Well, not truly ninja, but they were training to become ninja in the ninja academy.

Every day these kids would come and play with Mojo, and they would also teach him. Well, Bob, Jack and Jill would. These three were really nice to Mojo; they came and did what friends do. But Joe was not nice. He was jealous that his friends were out having fun with a new kid, and he was supposed to be the center of attention.

And so as Mojo learned more and more from the kids, Joe got more and more angry. By the time Mojo could speak well but not fluently and perform basic academy ninjutsu, Joe was ready to kill. One day, Joe took one kunai back from the academy and followed his friends into the dark, twisting labyrinth of alleys that Mojo lived in. He followed them and scratched a marked on every wall, as to make it easy to find his way back.

When Joe entered a clearing, he saw Mojo. Without thinking but with a scream of rage he threw the kunai directly at him, without realizing that there were three other Mojo’s talking to him. Joe realized his mistake before it happened. The kunai hit directly into the back off Mojo, but as it pierced directly into the heart, the illusion wore off. Jill fell to the ground, fatally injured.

Mojo and Mojo turned into Bob and Jack and the last Mojo turned into Mojo and they all went down to help Jill. But no matter how much they tried to help, none of them were doctors. Joe on the other hand, realizing that the person he had just killed was not truly the person he wanted to kill, he bolted back through the alleys.

But as Joe ran, he had found himself lost. Even though he had marked his trail as he had run along, he had taken a few wrong turns and had ended up near the end of the homely village he lived in. It dropped of into the sea, and anybody who fell would probably not make it. He was about to go back when he saw Mojo, who had red eyes, standing only a few feet away.

Mojo was only standing for a few seconds. He lunged out at Joe and grabbed him by the neck. He began to choke him, but before he could crush his windpipe Joe landed a hit directly on Mojo’s left cheek. Mojo fell back, and Joe stood up. Both held back tears as they made their final showdown. Joe ran in to punch Mojo again in the face, and he did. But not before Mojo stabbed him in the side with the kunai that killed Jill.

Joe took a few steps back looking at the wound. It was not as bad as what happened to Jill; he could probably have it fixed by the doctors and be having fun in a few days. But when he looked up to hit Mojo again, he realized that all he saw was Mojo flying away from him. Or him flying away from Mojo. Then he crashed into the dark watery grave a hundred feet below.

Mojo stared down as Jack fell, speechless as he plummeted to his doom. It seemed unreal to him, like some kind of dream. But it was not, and Mojo knew it, so was about to jump and try to do something, anything that could ease his guilt. But someone grabbed the back of his shirt. Two people actually. It was Jack and Bob, and behind them were a group of ninja.

The next few hours seemed even more unreal to Mojo, as he was carried by a large man who was twice his size into the streets. Everywhere, people stared at him like he was some kind of animal, but Mojo did not understand why. To him, it was all an accident, but to these people he was a lowlife scum who murdered two children. As the large man carried him along, he caught a glimpse of his impending doom; the gallows, a large wooden platform with a tight rope hanging down for his neck.

When Mojo was let off of the man’s shoulders, he had his hands tied together. Then, from out of the crowd, two sobbing people walked out. Mojo did not know who they were, but they were Joe’s parents. But before anybody could take him anywhere near the rope, two people jumped out from the crowd and cut Mojo’s restraints. Without thinking, he bolted for the alleys, and then after the alleys, the sewers, and then after that the open free land of the whirlpool country.

Back in the town, Bob and Jack were hung for aiding the escape of a criminal.

Wandering(How journeys are started): Mojo did not know anything about the wild. It was not like the streets at all, with barely anybody living their at all. And that meant he could not get any good food or any pity at all. So he slept under trees and in caves. He also ate whatever he could find, bugs, dead animals and mushrooms. Most of the time, what he ate would come back after a few hours. But that just meant he could taste it again.

But he could not go back to the city. It was dangerous, and everyone there hated him. Some people even came into the forest aiming to come back with his head. But Mojo was too tricky. He hid in places that covered his scent, like moose dung. And he was changing to.

He could smell and hear and see well. Not like superman, but enough so that he could survive in the harsh land. And that jungle he lived in became his homeland, and like the old alleys he could remember everything about them. He knew where the good food was and where the food that made him spews was. He knew where there were pools of water and where quick sand lie.

And so he became part of the wild. He grew lots of hair, and that hair kept him warm. And his skin grew rough. And that helped him survive missing a branch and getting hurt. And so as he lived in the wild, he was safe. He did not attack the animals, and they did not attack him. It was perfect life.

But then, one day there was an incredible noise coming from somewhere in the forest. Mojo, being a very curious person went to investigate. And what he saw amazed him. It was a large blaring fireball of noise and color.

Circus(Enough clowning around):Mojo thought it was fascinating, and with little thought of his own life, he entered it. There were bunches of people. That made Mojo a little uneasy, knowing that the folk in whirlpool country did not really like him. But none of these people were from whirlpool country. Mojo knew because he might have remembered them.

Some were short. These shorties were not little kids, but just grumpy little men. They ran around a lot and hit other, taller colorful people with big hammers. A very tall feller walked in, wearing a big brown jacket. He was hit by a bunch of hammers, but not before two women, one pretty and the other not so much. They did back flips and front flips and then did flips with their feet behind their back. The curled into balls and rolled into a muscular guy who lifted both of them up with one hand. He began juggling them, and did not even stop when one more guy was throwing knives right over his head at a target board with a lady on it. One person breathed fire and one more rode a tricycle on a high wire. Then a fantastic looking man rode his tiger in and cleared his throat. Everyone quieted down and the weird people left the stage.

The words he said Mojo will never forget.

“Welcome one and all, and all and one, to Boris’ Freaky Freak Show Circus ‘Stravagenze of Performing Freaks and Others. Do you want to see a bald man who can remove his head? No, you would rather see my circus, my Freaky Freak Show Circus ‘Stravagenze of Performing Freaks and Others. It is not costly, only what poor honest Boris would take from your savings and your poor pocket so you could see Boris’ Freaky Freak Show Circus ‘Stravagenze of Performing Freaks and Others. I am Boris, the owner of Boris’ Freaky Freak Show Circus ‘Stravagenze of Performing Freaks and Others, and it is my proud honor to bring you Boris’ Freaky Freak Show Circus ‘Stravagenze of Performing Freaks and Others.”

Even thought it was very repetitive, made little sense and had not much of any point, it got the crowd going. Everybody started cheering, and Boris, if that was the man’s real name, left the stage and more of the bright colored freaky people came in. Mojo later learned they were clowns, and then became extremely devoted to the brotherhood of clowns, or the Clownhood. But before that, he saw the entire show. It was magnificent.

At the end of the show, when everybody was leaving, Mojo found his way over to Boris, and though it was very quick and Mojo remembers little of what happened, Mojo got the job. He had to clean everything up. It was like when he was in the foster home, cleaning and cleaning with no break. At least nobody called him ‘bitch’. And the people were nice to him.

They had no homes, no reason to live and no family other than the circus. It was sad and funny at the same time, but only funny because of the clowns. But these people had nothing in life but the circus. They were the backbone; much less every bone of the circus, and the circus was the other half of them. Together, they were complete.

And before Mojo knew it, the clowns had accepted him. Well, he had to prove his worth first. He needed to ride a unicycle of a tight rope, bounce to the roof of the circus tent on a bouncy ball and jump through rings of fire. Mojo did not do any of these things correctly, and was then accepted into the brotherhood of clowns; the clowning fraternity, the Clownhood.

The Clownhood(Much More than a Brotherhood):Well, Mojo was accepted into the Clownhood. Everyday, he had to do his regular chores, which included cleaning everything, from the elephant latrines to the seats that people themselves urinated on after an unusual and unhealthy time of laughter led too.

But he was also taught by the clowns, and he learned much. They conditioned him, forty laps in the tiger cage, eating pies, breaking stuff and wearing bowler hats. It was a fabulous life, a life that Mojo had the best time of his short and terrible life in. But he was not only taught by clowns.

The ventriloquists, jugglers, strong man, bearded lady, lion charmer, fortune teller, and even the freaks. So he learned everything in the circus, and became more of a Carney than anybody in that circus ever hoped to be. And he loved it. But out of all of the strange teachers he had, he had one favorite.

Cobblepot.

Cobblepot showed him the ways of the clown, from eating fire to beating on mimes. Mojo admired Cobblepot, even when Cobblepot pied him. That was Mojo’s favorite part. But life at the circus was not always fun and games. Occasionally, a rabid murderer would enter under the guise of a clown, and the clown showed him that clowning around is a dangerous art.

But other than the random murders, jealous clown wars, and vicious mime rapes, circus life was great. And then the death of somebody so influential changed the world. Boris died after overdosing on clown laughing gas, which was mysterious, because an invisible rope was hanging nearby. It had to be mimes.

And with Boris dead, those deadly mimes broke into the circus and killed everybody in sight. They slaughtered people with invisible pianos, crushed them with invisible walls, and mauled them with invisible lions. And so with so much more to learn, Mojo, being a level 16 clown, ran away before getting killed.

The Actual Academy(My gall bladder is killing me): Because Mojo was now growing older than he used to be, he no longer looked like his old wanted self. So, when he was eleven, he re-entered the Whirlpool village. Luckily for him, he no longer had to live on the streets. He was adopted into a rich family, and was put into the ninja academy.

He was pretty good. Well, of course he was pretty good, he had already been taught the basic academy jutsu. He was also much faster and could use weapons as though he had used them all before. And he had. His teachers all praised him for his accomplishment.

And so he passed, still not the brightest light bulb in the flock, but he was a fully fledged ninja, capable of beating much more senior genin without the use of jutsu.

The Fateful Genin of a Small Town(Subtitles in Spanish have been removed): Now that Mojo was a genin, he had at least a little respect. He had been put on a team, and like I have done a few times before, I will change the names of those who do not feel the need to be part of this.

Mojo had two teammates, Timmy and Susan, and he had a lazy fat sensei who called himself Sensei Stu. While Mojo and his team mates Timmy and Susan practiced ninjutsu and the like everyday, Sensei Stu was more into making stew. But still, they got pretty good.

Except that the Mizukage was not all that into a small village accepting young ninja who had bad reviews from their sensei into the Chuunin exams, so Mojo and Timmy and Susan had to come up with an idea.

While in the middle of making some stew, Mojo and Susan jumped on Sensei Stu’s back and pushed his face into a very spicy stew he was working on. Tommy on the other hand, created a small fire under the pot, and made the pot incredibly burning hot. After twenty boiling minutes, they took Sensei Stu’s head out of the pot. He was unconscious, so they went unto phase two.

They went out into the outskirts of town, and killed a hobo. They took the hobo closer to Sensei Stu’s body, and then staged a fight. Mojo broke his own arm, Susan used a kunai to make painful marks on inappropriate places, and Tommy cut out his left eye. Finally, they removed the Hobo’s head, and when Sensei Stu woke up, he thought that they saved him.

He then took so much pride in them, he invited the Mizukage to see what they had done. The Mizukage, knowing much more that the simple Sensei Stu, could see what the kids did. He told Sensei Stu that his burned face should be checked, and then took the kids to the village of Mist.

The Mizukage commented them, being a bloodthirsty murderer himself. He like the fact that they had made it look vicious and that they had gone to such lengths of proof. They were allowed to partake in the Chuunin Exams, after they had recovered, of course.

The Chuunin Exams did not seem too hard. By the time that they got to the final round, the three genin had become very much feared. Mojo came aware of his kkg when he first began in the fight. He was against a large girl who was swinging around an axe. She had slaughtered many an opponent, and had called his name to be her best kill yet. And when he saw her bloodthirsty face, it happened.

His eyes changed, and then they began to drain Mojo of his strength. By the time they had drained all of his strength, he felt as weak as a poor little flower. And his enemy saw this. She charged, and even though Mojo was strong and fast thanks to his clowning around years, he was beaten rather badly.

But as the battle progressed, he felt his strength growing back. In only a short time, he had gone from very weak to destroying his enemy. He was moving faster than many Chuunin who overlooked the fight, and was running circles around his opponent. By the time he had maxed out, he could take her out in one blow.

He used this power in every other round, feeling the earliest drain, and then getting back a large power and speed boost. It helped him defeat every single ninja he fought. And so he passed.

Chuunin(What does that even mean?): Mojo was now a Chuunin, who had been trained as a clown. Not many other ninja go through the kind of life he has. And that made him not only the fastest Chuunin, but the most unusual. And so he was the one everyone wanted to become friends with him.

And he let them. He had never had many friends, and so he thought it would be cool. But having great amount of friends comes a great amount of responsibility. So basically, he just sat around and did nothing while they tried to look cool in front of him. He was the coolest Chuunin in town. He was the bee’s knees.

And he was even made team leader of some missions. But, sadly he was not a good leader. On his first mission, he spent so much time clowning around that his entire squad got attacked. He barely got away. And when he got back, the Mizukage was very displeased. Mojo was going to be killed, hung like when he was young.

And so as he walked over to the gallows, he felt a displeasing weakness. But then he grew stronger. Much stronger. In no time, he was strong enough to break away from the guards and make a clean getaway from the village of Mist.

Just a lowly Apprentice(More cleaning, I suppose): Because Mojo had left the village, he was hunted as well. Go, he hated that. But go figure. Not many people like clowns. And that really sucked. So Mojo traveled along, and eventually found himself in a small nameless village.

There were a few people inside, but there was one that made Mojo angry. It was a mime. He yelled at the mime and charged. The mime looked back, and the fight began. Mojo dared not to use his eyes, for the fear he would be too weak and the mime would kill him.

He could barely see the mimes weapons anyways. That’s true actually. Mimes are never faking what they make, they always take something out, but it’s always covered in chameleons. But those who tell are hunted and killed. Its mime tradition. But back to the fight.

Mojo went all out. So did the clown. Mojo yelled insults, and the mime did too. No, I am kidding. Mimes don’t talk. That would be silly. But Mojo was just nowhere near as powerful as the mime. And so when the mime finally caught Mojo in an invisible box, Mojo felt that he would soon die. He was low on chakra, out of clownish weapons; he would accept defeat and death.

But then a man who wore nothing but a black cloak jumped out and killed the mime in one hit. Mojo was impressed, and he asked the man’s name. The man replied with a name, but it just wouldn’t be me if I told you. So I will call him Billy the Mongoose.

Billy the Mongoose was more than just a powerful ninja, and he told Mojo how to become stronger. He was part of a group known as the Akatsuki, and he was out in search of thing that he would not tell Mojo. But Mojo wanted to learn to be as strong as Billy the Mongoose.

So he followed him. Billy the Mongoose was perfectly fine with that, because it meant that he didn’t have to pay for stuff. He used Mojo’s money. But it was not just that. He also taught Mojo the things that ninja should know. But, even though Mojo did not want to leave, Billy the Mongoose and Mojo parted ways, never to see again.

The Legendary Nine(As opposed to the legendary 6): Well, as our story begins to come to a close, I have decided that most of this part is going to be floppy, as it may coincide with other characters histories, most of which involve joining the Legendary Nine, so this will probably my least fleshed out and most skimpy arc yet.

Well, much time had passed since Mojo was Billy the Mongoose’s apprentice, and Mojo became very strong. Not only could he kill many high level mimes at once, but he could do it easily. And so he did that quite a bit, and then also always took the time to do little circus tricks for the kids.

But then a group of eight other warriors and him met up. They all felt conjoined, and then became the legendary nine.

Jutsu:

No-Element:
Bunshin no Jutsu [Clone Technique]
Rank: E (Basic)
Requirements: None.
Description: This technique must be mastered by any ninja who has graduated from the shinobi academy. It's the most basic technique a Genin must know, since it can be a real lifesaver. This ninjutsu creates a simple illusion clone identical to the caster. The clone however has no physical properties and will disperse the moment it is touched.

Henge no Jutsu [Transformation Technique]
Rank: E (Basic)
Requirements: None.
Description: Henge is the basic skill a ninja must know to become a Genin. It's mostly used as a decoy, to confuse the opponent by transforming into somebody that's an ally with the enemy, and then attack from the back when he's not expecting it. This technique can easily be combined with other jutsus for a more powerful effect, such as with Kage Bunshin no Jutsu [Shadow Clone Technique].

Kawarimi no Jutsu [Body Switch Technique]
Rank: E (Basic)
Requirements: None.
Description: Kawarimi is a widely used and very famous skill among shinobi. The user taps into their chakra and exchanges places with an object of similar weight and size. This is clearly an evasion technique used to dodge attacks; however it can be linked with other jutsus or attacks to create massive damage if done properly.

Kinobori [Tree Climbing]
Rank: C (Basic)
Requirements: Learned From A Genin Sensei // Chuunin basic
Description: The user concentrates onto the soles of their feet and coats them with a layer of chakra. Once this is done, the user will then be able to walk up any tree like they are walking up a regular foot path.

Shuriken Hazumi [Shuriken Ricochet]
Rank: C
Requirements: Shuriken.
Description: This is a throwing technique that requires an exceptional amount of skill to perform. The user coats their shuriken with a thin layer of chakra. This chakra allows the shuriken to maintain speed while it is thrown to ricochet from surfaces till it hits its intended target. However, skills plays a great factor in hitting precise targets, unconventional accuracy with this jutsu specifically.

Shunshin no Jutsu [Body Flicker Technique]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: Through one handseal, the user will be able to disappear from their previous position and reappear elsewhere. The distance they reappear to depend on the amount of chakra they choose to use, though they must travel more than 2 miles, and know exactly where they are going. This jutsu is only to be used outside of a battle, or to leave a thread entirely. This jutsu is only to be used outside of a battle, meaning you can't start a battle with it either. Also, the user is merely traveling quickly, not teleporting, so it can't be used to escape when they are tied up or locked up.

Suimen Hokou no Gyou [Art of Water Walking]
Rank: C (Basic)
Requirements: Learned From Sensei // Chuunin Basic // Kinobori no Jutsu.
Description: The user focuses their chakra to the soles of their feet and step onto the water. From the surface of the liquid, they would then need to be able to measure the amount of chakra it would take to support their weight along the surface of the water without sinking. Once this is mastered, the user would be able to easily walk on water.

Hiru Bansho: Boka no Jutsu [Leech All Creation: Attack Prevention Technique]
Rank: B
Requirements: None.
Description: The user performs a few hand seals and then touches a nearby object. Their body seems to be swallowed by the object as they "merge" with it, allowing them to travel through the object and come out of it at a different point. While the user is merged with the object they can't be detected using sound, smell, or normal sight, but they also can't attack, and their resistance to damage drastically drops.

Mizu Juudan Shuriken no Jutsu [Water-Cutting Shuriken Technique]
Rank: B
Requirements: Modified shuriken or Fuuma shuriken.
Description: Initially, the user performs a brief sequence of handseals allowing a good amount of chakra to leak out of his fingers. Holding his shuriken, the chakra engulfs the weapon smoothing its surface to slide swiftly through the air while a certain amount of chakra is accumulated in its blades for better penetration.

Supplied by a great force, usually gravity, the user lunches his shuriken perpendicular to a flat plane, the ground, water surface, or a wall… etc. The shuriken is then required to dig as deep as an inch (minimum) in that plan causing its speed to lower momentarily. Afterwards, the chakra condensed within the shuriken is stimulated by friction to force the weapon to spin in double its initial speed. The position of the shuriken is then modified to parallelize the plane it cut, and then it flies at a considerably high speed toward its target.

In the condition of that plane being the water surface, the chakra will activate instantly upon contact with the water. The shuriken will then spin at high speed cutting the water in two parts as it then darts vertically through it causing waves at both sides. Finally, it would change to a horizontal position to strike the target.


Katon:
Ho Bunshin no Jutsu [Fire Clone Technique]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: This is a Ninjutsu technique that utilizes fire to create a Bunshin clone. Unlike a normal Bunshin, the Ho Bunshin has the ability to interact more with the environment due to it having physical substance. This allows the clone to carry out attacks on its target. Also, elemental clones can think, but only on the rudimentary level, and the concentration for their jutsu needs to be maintained by the user. When this clone disperses, it reverts into an eruption of flames.

Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu [Fire Release: Powerful Fireball Technique]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: After using handseals, the user must first gather chakra into his hand and mouth. The mouth then shoots out fire and one hand is placed just out of the lips to control it into one intensely hot fireball. This attack is similar to a huge devastating flamethrower.

Katon: Kasai no Kakuchou [Flame Release: Fire Extension]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: After finishing the handseals, the user will be able to strike empty air, and simultaneously, a firy version of his fist or kick will be created where his target is, striking at them.

Katon: Hibashiri [Flame Release: Running Fire]
Rank: B
Requirements: None.
Description: Having finished the required handseals, the user directs his chakra with a kick. As a result, a wheel of fire is created and darts across the terrain towards the opponent at great speed.

Flaming Capture Nose
Rank: B
Requirements: None
Description: A Katon jutsu that is much similar to the Suuton jutsu Water Prison. The user makes a few seals, and then releases a large flaming ball that can contain enemies in. The fire ball is stable, which means that the enemy cannot easily escape it. While inside or around it, the targets and the user are not afflicted by the burn, but do suffer from the heat and oxygen loss.

Katon: Karyuu Endan [Flame Release: Fire Wall Attack]
Rank: A
Requirements: None.
Description: A Katon ninjutsu technique where the ninja inhales deeply, drawing in a full chest of air. They then exhale, producing a very wide stream of flames that approach their target as a huge wall. This technique however uses an extremely large amount of the user's chakra and cannot be used frequently.

Katon: Mori no Ho Kami [Fire Release: Lance of the Fire God]
Rank: S
Requirements: None
Description: After a long series of handseals, the user opens his or her mouth. A small ball of flame appears in front of his or her mouth, no larger than a golf ball. A loud whistling sound can then be heard near the user. After a few seconds, the ball will burst forward into a small stream of fire. It bursts forward with enough force to punch holes through trees. The stream extends forward 100 meters before ending it's burst. Once the stream reaches 100 meters, it remains for 3 seconds.


Fuuton:
Fuuton: Kaze Senbon [Wind Release: Wind Needle]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: After performing certain handseals the user will accumulate chakra into their mouth. With enough chakra control the user can spit out senbon-shaped wind projectiles. If it hits the target it will give them decent-sized cuts. The range of the wind senbon is lower than that of a regular one.

Fuuton: Sairanto Suteppu [Wind Release: Silent Step]
Rank: C
Requirements: Kinobori.
Description: The user concentrates wind chakra to their feet. With this, every time they step, a slight amount of chakra is let out into the air, causing it to absorb the sound, silencing the person's steps. This is still only from the impact of feet with ground, so if they step on a twig, the cracking could still be heard, or if they step on a board that creaks. However, they could run through a hall way at full speed using this jutsu and not be heard.

Fuuton: Fuugekitai Kabe [Wind Release: Wind Repel Wall]
Rank: C
Requirements: None.
Description: The user, being assaulted, will quickly flash through handseals for this jutsu. Once done, the user will hold his last seal and stomp the ground with his dominant foot. Afterwards, a wave of wind emanates from the user's body in a spherical shape towards all directions. This wave is capable of repelling a barrage of weapons or knocking back a charging opponent.

Fuuton: Daitoppa [Wind Release: Grand Blast]
Rank: B
Requirements: None.
Description: The user sends out a powerful explosion of wind, which can easily level almost an entire area as well as reflect sound based attacks directly back to their source. A variation of the technique involves a smaller blast of wind which gets ignited with flame, making it stronger and more damaging to the target.

Fuuton: Ichi Motte Sono Kaze [Wind Release: One With the Wind]
Rank: A
Requirements: None.
Description: This jutsu allows the user to blend in with the wind. This won't make in entirely invisible, but just a bit blurry. The user will also be able to move at a faster rate than normal.

Fuuton: Kaze no Yaiba [Wind Release: Wind Blade]
Rank: A
Requirements: None.
Description: A ninjutsu technique where the ninja creates a whirlwind blade around their arm with chakra. The blade slices through almost anything and cannot be easily blocked, as it is said that "nothing can stop a blade of wind." This would mean that even weapon labeled as indestructible or unbreakable would easily be sliced through by this move. This technique does not require hand seals.

Weapons:
( I noticed that there was no kind of application for weapons, so ima just going to abb lib this)


Name: Deathly Pies
Rank: A
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, these are not your average pies. These pies are coated and filled with a poison, and that poison spreads when indulged, and as such is really easy to use, it’s a pie. When the poison is ingested, the target will feel woozy in their post. The next post, the target will feel nauseas as well. On the third post, the target will loose control of their bowels, and have uncontrollable diarrhea.

Name: Gag Hammer
Rank: B
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, this is not your average hammer. This hammer, which only weighs five pounds, is loaded with razor sharp confetti. When this hammer strikes an object, the confetti will be fired out of the front, doing massive damage to any person directly ahead of the hammer within three feet.

Name: Killer Confetti
Rank: A
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, these are not your average confetti. These small centimeter long pieces of confetti are razor sharp, and can cut large cuts on contact with the human body. This being so, they are tough to throw. Every piece of confetti is also laced with a poison, that when inserted, the target will begin to laugh maniacally for three posts.

Name: Spray Flower
Rank: B
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, this is not your average corsage. This corsage, which is very colorful, is loaded with poison, and can be sprayed out unto an opponents face, but only if they are very close. After one turn, the target will begin to see many varying colors, causing much distracting vision.

Name: Umbrella Scythe
Rank: S
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, this is not your average umbrella. This umbrella, which is colored in pink, orange and purple, has inside many poisons. When the umbrella is opened, from the front, three poisons will be shot out. One makes the target feel woozy in their post. The next post, the target will feel nauseas as well. On the third post, the target will loose control of their bowels, and have uncontrollable diarrhea.
The second poison makes the target will begin to laugh maniacally for three posts. The final poison makes the target will begin to see many varying colors, causing much distracting vision. The umbrella is protection from the poison, and makes the user the only one safe. After the poisons are released, a large scythe blade will pop out of the umbrella.

Name: Poison Balloons
Rank: B
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, these are not your average balloons. These balloons, which are colored in all colors except green, act like normal balloons. On the inside though, they are laced with a poison that makes the target will begin to laugh maniacally for three posts. It is safe to fill them up with your own breath, but the poison is activated when the balloons pop.

Name: Deadly Bowler Hat
Rank: A
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: A weapon specifically for clowns, this is not your average bowler hat. This bowler hat, which is very sturdy, can be thrown like a Shruiken. The hat extends razor sharp blades at the rim when a button is pressed on the inside of the hat. Also inside of the hat is an antidote to all of the poisons above mentioned that clowns use.

Name: Lollipop of Pain
Rank: E
Requirement: Clownhood
Description: This weapon is specifically for clowns, these are not your average lollipops. Actually, they are. They taste like strawberries.

Rp Sample:They had been walking to Kiri for a little bit of time. Dianzmo was quite glad to be out of the freezing iron country, but the wet mist country was not much better. Out of the frying pan and into the oven, right? Well, that was like the situation Dianzmo was in, except that it was more like out of the refrigerator and into a pool of water. They had to go to Kiri for some mission, and accompanying him was not only his partner Hate, but Z's apprentice, Iron. Or X, which was obviously tribute to Z.

But as they walked, silently, Hate decided to make conversation. Dianzmo, being a kind old man, obviously felt the need to answer with an answer, because that's what old people do.

"Well, to answer your first question, Z might not be giving us the entire plan because that plan has yet to be complete. I'm not sure how long Z has been a leader, but he has told us not that long of a while. I don't know whether it was him who began this organization, I know little about it, but unless he has decided to continue with the plans of the former, the plan is relatively new. And so, in only a short while, I think that either he has a very skimpy and frail quickly thought up plan, or he is winging it right now. But that is just my honest opinion."

"And your second question, why is it that I joined the Akatsuki. Or, I suppose, why do I fight for it. Well, it began a while ago, back when I was just a nature loving young man. I won't bother you with all of the details, but with many hidden villages growing, especially leaf, the amount of forest land is being decreased. I joined a guild of Druids, and they became my closest friends. We never did anything sever, but we meddled with those trying to remove trees. And so, one day, I went on a journey to find myself, and returned to find that all of the druids had been slaughtered."

Dianzmo paused for a second, letting in a brief period of mourning for his long lost friends.

"And then I went on a slaughter. I found the group, who were not ninjas, but instead normal civilians, and I mauled them beyond recognition. They begged me for mercy, and those who did i was only more cruel to. After that day, most trees in that small forest were bathed in blood, and I could not forgive myself. I was on the verge of suicide when Z found me, and I became a member soon after. How about you then?"

DONE!!