October 32, 1734
Today, I ate a bunch of cereals. I ate coco puffs. They taste like a very good mixture of insanely funny flowers and bunnies. After that, I decided I would go to Kumo and find a mime so that I could kill it and stuff it, then put it on my wall of other mime heads. I draw funny faces on them sometimes. So I started running, and when I got to the mountain, I saw a bunch of pretty flowers. I tried to feed them cookies, but they wouldn't eat them. I showed those flowers. I punched them in the face, and then ate their children. They will never mess with me anymore. Then I took a little nap.